I dedicate this book to all of the wonderfully observent people out there who have ever noticed something askew in their daily life, wanted to tell someone, couldn't find anyone, decided to write it down, couldn't find paper, and then forgot it all entirely and went about their day.

I dedicate this to you, because I decided to write it down for the both of us.

This is a collection of my blogs from 2007 to Spring 2011, including 'One-Uppers', 'Loud People', 'Life is Super Mario Bros.' and 'Sonic and the Case of the No-Mascot,' and of course, many more.

I hope this can be the first in many collections.

Thank you for reading.

Without your eyes, this would go unread, and unread words are the loneliest words in all of the world.

Justin Claus Harder