About the Book
I live in the mountains and I'm angry. Some gnomes have moved in next door and they have become friendly with the wood nymph whom I've had my sights set on for the last fifty years. We started a band to impress her, but those damned gnomes are just so cute. They have taken her on travels around the world. We will have a hit single that we hope to promote through ganguro radio. Maybe if I pile some stones near the water, she will notice me.