About the Book
This book includes such works as "Don’t Punch That Piece of Pasta", "Scarves That Go Great with Your Armor", "Top Baby Names for Cyborgs 2021", and "Finally: Astrology for Dogs!". The point of this collection is to be scrappy and outlandish while still making a point every now and then. It hopes to inspire a whole new generation of different-thinkers.
Evan is the author of weird fiction classics "Pages from the Pizza Crows" and "Digest: Ten Short Stories by Convicted & Plausible People-Eaters". He's ventured outside of his comfort zone and begun writing children's poety that's just as weird as his adult writing. His evil plan is to weirdify an entire generation of tiny people. He hopes his writing proves as entertaining as it is enticeful.