Everyone is faking it, except Jude, Patron Saint of Lost Causes and sometime art expert. Brothers Tom and Dan are both in love with Maddie - a doctor with a nasty habit. When Dan accidentally frightens a priest to death, the brothers are blackmailed by Harry Baxter, a local villain into stealing a Dali masterpiece.

23 years later Sal, an LA comic is given the deeds to the Orange Club in Camden, London by his mother Maddie. All roads lead to Barcelona and a bloody showdown in the rain. Will Sal find the Dali and his estranged Father and save the Orange? It's up to Jude really.